Sure to be a state wide stunner, this shop showdown between Scott and Steven is certainly stormy.
Scott Seligman, formally known as “Silly Selig! Station Seven’s Sunny Meteorologist”, was a world renowned weather prediction expert. That was, before Doppler came around and ruined his credibility. Now, “Stormy Selig! Scottsdale Surplus Sack Salesman” sells potato sacks out of the back of his truck near the freeway.
Steven olmStead, owner of Scurvy Solutions, has seen rough times as of late. Using his “Special Scurvy Salt n Sweat Station”, he was able to cure pirates of their sea-disease with a mixture of salty salmon shirts that induced sweat. Now, since scurvy has been cured by showering, Steven needs a Solution for himself.
So, sirs, shall we Shop?
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olmstead rock’d dat shiiiiii
Olmstead’s play of classic Zelda alone won my vote.
Aritcles like these put the consumer in the driver seat-very important.
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